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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:15
So they tried
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No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Experts Predicts Unrecognizable Changes to Earth’s Map - The Daily Galaxy
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Cher’s Son Elijah Blue Allman Hospitalized After ‘Acting Erratically’ - Rolling Stone
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Brain cortex structure linked to mental abilities and psychiatric disorders - Medical Xpress
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
Subway owner buys mega-popular chicken chain in $1 billion deal - AL.com
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
Then came..
Have you experimented with bestiality?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
SEC clears Trump Media filing, opening door to multi-billion-dollar Bitcoin buy - The Block
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
Buffalo Trace Adds Eagle Rare 12 To Its Permanent Lineup Of Age-Stated Bourbons - Forbes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What the early "F1" movie reviews are saying ahead of New York premiere - Motorsport.com
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
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